probs my favorite gif set ever
(Source: sjb)
top: barefoot running with John Durant
middle: DIY canning seminar
bottom: DIY paracord survival bracelet class
Hips, shower, lightning, smell, morning: perfect.
Days later: ugh bye
High Speed Photographs of Exploding Lightbulbs Filled with Objects
time on my hands
u better cheykjavik before you reykjavik
Think about it. Pogroms and holocausts don’t happen because some citizen has too much freedom.
(Source: angelclark)
“I actually got dumped through the American embassy. I was supposed to move to India with my girlfriend. I went a few days early to find us a place, but ended up smoking some opium-laced hash and passed out for 24 hours. My girlfriend couldn’t reach me, went through my email, and decided I was cheating on her. So when I woke up, I went to the embassy to check on some things, and some lady told me: “You have a message from Diana. She’s never talking to you again.”
And just when I thought the caption couldn’t get any more ridiculous, he said: “By the way, I’m Gang Rapist #37 on last week’s episode of Law and Order SVU.”